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- *me petting my cat*
- CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be
- *a door opens*
- CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return
- me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
- cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
- me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
- me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
- cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
- me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
LOOK AT THE CAT
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via pre-rolls)
- sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.
- naughty cat: purrs loudly
Christmas List
- A cat
- Another cat
- At least 20 more cats
- A palace for all my kitties to live in
- Tiny kitty beds
- More cats
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.